
Then "Showtime" or whatever it was called came around. No I am not talking about the channel I am talking about the HUGE movie rental store that used to be in what is now a payday loan and rent to own furniture store off of 5400 South and Bangarter (before Bangarter existed). It was so nifty in there with the red lighting and the big movie screen that was always playing something good. I didn't even care that it took my Mom like 6 hours to figure out that she wanted to rent Pete's Dragon or The King and I. I even still remember the smell of that place, not quite sure what it consisted of other than popcorn, candy, film, and plastic.
Now we have a magical red movie vending machine. Which, by the way, seems to take FOREVER. I know I know, it only takes a few minutes, and its better than traveling the million miles of movies ever made from A to Z on foot (poor me). Which also brings up another point, why can't Blockbuster be consistant? In one store A starts on the right, and in another it will start on the left. CONSISTANCY PEOPLE. Movies are now rented by simply swiping a card and waiting for it to spit out. You can even pre-reserve the movies you want online so that you poor tired souls out there (like me) will not have to worry about waiting and then not getting the third installment of an overly done trilogy. OH, and the sweet miracle movies can be returned to any red miracle movie vending machine, so that I don't have to be inconvenienced by having to return it to the SAME place. Beat that Blockbuster! Booyah. Sweet baby jesus, what will they think of next? If they could just make the DVD's right there, so they are NEVER out, that would be SWEET... all in time grasshopper.
I miss the thrill of the film getting caught in the top loading VCR. Remember that thing? Mine looked something like this:

That was the shit! Now I am sitting here watching one of the three movies I picked up from that miracle movie vending machine on my multiple use PS3 / blueray disk player / wireless internet access web browser gaming console, which my children will tell there children about, as their kids roll their eyes and plug in their thumbtack sized digital player and have the movie appear magically in front of them.... you all know what I am talking about... pulling out the star trek memories (the NEXT generation of couse)... pepsi should have advertized on that shit... or maybe they stole it from Cpt Paccard...those biotches.

